I May Have Been More Excited for the Cider

My Friends

Paul Riser Was Suck a Dick in Aliens

Maybe he would have acted differently if he saw Ripley in her panties 57 years earlier on the Nostromo distress vehicle.


What a d-bag!
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Nothing About This Makes Sense

Very Cold in My Office Today

Had to break out the Dyson Racing fleece. Thanks RK.

Local Political Joke

I Only Got Thru Two of Them

As you can see by my breakfast, Boubon Monday was a HUGE success.

Pineapple

The Hat Restaurant

Never eat here if you are planning to have a big night out with the boys. The burrito will sit in your stomach like a boulder and you will not be able to have more than 3/4ths of a bud light. From experience.

West Point Football

Totally Lost in NJ

Since i didn't know where the F I was, I had to send this photo to my buddy so he could navigate me home. Technically, I never asked for directions, so I get to keep my man-card.

Drunk Text

I met a buddy for drinks, and he said he couldn't get hammered because he had a blind date later that night. Well, I got him really hammered, which resulted in him sending this text message to her. A-mazing.

It Was a Good Week

I HATE This Place

Bourbon Tuesday Is A Success

Was I Eating Lunch at a Homeless Shelter?

Sometimes, You Need to Sleep at Work